Everyone has dry spells when it comes to sex—but for the bloggers in today's Sex Blog Roundup, sex is conspicuous by its absence. some ponder the sex they don't have or chase memories of the ones that got away, while faithful spouses rethink the temptations resisted and some remain virgins (though not for lack of trying).

If at first you don't succeed, join Jefferson for a look at all those who keep trying again and again after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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The Call

In the next ten minutes he spoke and said nothing; how he has these feelings for me and inserting, 'oh, you know' at the end of every sentence fragment. He was not telling me everything and I was getting more and more impatient.

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Thanks for the Stroke

So this guy comes in naked. While I may not want to engage in the activities it doesn't mean I can't appreciate observing the wildlife. Well, this guy was . . . um . . . how to say it . . . endowed by his creator with a great gift. Which might explain his comfort level with walking around naked. He sits down and after a minute or so he discretely starts to stroke himself.

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My Awkward Approach

While walking home tonight, I came to a crosswalk and was waiting next to a woman that really caught my eye. We were both waiting for the light to change and walk across when I said, 'fuck it.' I was trying to think of something to say when I saw those all too familiar white earbuds coming out of her jacket pocket. Thankfully my geekyness took over and I had something to say.

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Tying Up Loose Ends

I did see Miriam a second time, and we had a nice day visiting the New-York Historical Society, one of my favorite art museums. She even paid for dinner. Which was quite tasty too. The problem with Miriam is that I just can't stomach going out with a girl whose hair is going gray. I know I'm committing the sin of being a choosy beggar, but it is such a huge turnoff.

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Bubble Butts and Married Men

Unfortunately, men in my target demographic (way older) are often married. I would never initiate anything, but I wonder what I'd do if someone I was attracted to came onto me. They'd be grateful for someone so young and innocent. I'd be their three-scoop chocolate ice cream sundae with fresh fudge-y drizzle, real whipped cream, and a cherry on top. And you know it'd be one heck of a cherry.

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