Laugh if you will at this instructional video allegedly made to teach Japanese businessmen everything they need to know about how to pick up hot gaijin babes, but remember that even native English speakers had to learn what dirty words like "pussy" and "blowjob" and, uh, "cockpit" meant at some point. If only we all could've learned them via a pretty Japanese teacher and three overdubbed white chicks in schoolgirl uniforms instead of in the schoolyard during recess in fifth grade, our lives might have turned out very different from the way they are today.

(Via fazed.org - thanks ZB)

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Update More on the video over at Boing Boing. Anyone know where we can see Lesson #2?

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Previously: Bikini Calculus, Milky Lovers, French Maid TV, Martin Hedman Sex Ed Video, Topless Ironing, HaXXXor HaXXXor Volume 2

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