· New York photographer Jordan Matter and his "Uncovered" series were featured on the Today show last Friday, prompting one right wing media watchdog group to take NBC to task for showing "no less then 22 screen shots of pixilated nudity, including a seven second clip of a woman skating topless" and failing to mention the artist's "social liberalism." Uh, you don't think the nudie photos gave him away? (newsbusters.org)

· Speaking of nude outdoor photo shoots, Spencer Tunick is at it again, this time convincing over 1,500 Venezuelans to get their ya-yas out in front of the Simon Bolivar statue in Caracas. Does anyone else think it's not about "art" so much as trying to see just many people he can get to take their clothes off in public? Not that we have a problem with that. (smh.com.au)

· When searching for your next apartment on Craigslist, try to avoid ads like this one: "Upscale executive seeks beautiful female, 18-24, to live in his luxury condo for $1/month in exchange for some light duties. Help take care of dog, cook occasionally. Sex 2x/week." And the worst part? You may also be asked to mind the stepchildren! (miami.com)

· You may be wondering why we decided to use a photo from German singer Michelle (Tanja Thomas)' Playboy spread for this post's thumbnail. We'll put it this why: can you think of a reason why we shouldn't? (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Surprisingly, the first academic survey of sex toy use links a fondness for vibrating thingies to drug addiction and sexual promiscuity. Unsurprisingly, it's pretty crappy science. (sexuality.about.com)

· Our sibling site Kotaku alerts us to a slightly unsettling call for "erotic photographs or video clips" of naked people in "gaming situations." Sure, everyone has heard of the elusive Lara Croft "nude code," or even in-game sexual antics, but it's nice to know we're not the only ones who want to see the geeks at the controls getting it on. (kayfabmedia.com, via Kotaku)

· So what "A-list Hollywood" actor tried to get a full-release rubdown from a Scottish masseuse, and wrote his own happy ending right in front of her when he was refused? Clues: American, married, no shame, likes golf. (mirror.co.uk; more speculation at Defamer)

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