· News flash: Many men want Jessica Alba as their girlfriend. OK, so maybe that's not really news. (heraldsun.com)

· Chocolate thongs for Valentine's Day: an idea whose time is never! (Unless you're into scat fantasies, in which case ... uh, never mind.) (coolhunting.com)

· We're not sure why Shakira is going on about her "humble breasts"; we've always thought she has plenty to be proud of. (contactmusic.com)

· Having trouble sleeping? We advise counting naked babes instead of sheep. Pleasant dreams! (teen-dreams.bulletinboardforum.com - thanks Rob)

· We're all for exploring bondage fantasies, but sometimes things can go a little too far. (Yahoo! News - thanks Kris)

· One more reason to get your porn from a trusted source like Fleshbot (as if anyone reading this would be silly enough to open an unsolicted sexy-sounding email attachment anyway): "Porn Worm Set to Execute Nasty Payload on Friday", which sort of sounds like the setup for a tech-themed bukkake film if you think about it. (technewsworld.com)

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