After twelve hours of intense deliberation, the Secret Fleshbot Cabal assigned to judge our "Neu Wave Hookers" Caption Contest emerged in a cloud of amyl nitrate fumes and submitted the six winning entries this evening, which you'll find with their respective photos after the jump. Winners, we'll be contacting you shortly to arrange for prize delivery; as for everyone else ... well, $28.95 isn't that much money, is it?

Without further ado ...

The winners:

1.

"Honey, under the new 2257 regulations we're also going to need a gallon of your urine."

2.

"If I keep eating my hand, I won't be hungry for lunch!"

3.

"Um, we can't get our new hooker to wave."

4.

"Coming up next from Eon McKai: Pippi's LongCocking!"

5.

"OK, Mom, which one of us looks more like dad?"

6.

"Shouldn't the director be here for this?"

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Previously: DVD Review: "New Wave Hookers", "Neu Wave Hookers" Preview

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