· The KKK is coming to Texas this Saturday to rally support for anti-gay measure Proposition 2; if you're in Austin, why not show up and turn the other cheek by way of welcoming them to town? (moontheklan.blogspot.com)

· Fearless British pornography consumers watch "Desperately Sexy Housewives", the UK's first UMD-format smut movie ... so you won't have to. (ukresistance.co.uk; see also Fleshbot's PSP Porn archive)

· Then again, that often seems to be the problem with British porn: it's never quite porny enough. (mirror.co.uk)

· CBS serves up an amusingly alarmist report on those sexy "podcast" thingies that all the kids are listening to these days, including that by our very own Violet Blue. (wcbstv.com)

· Breaking: Paris Hilton caught screwing on camera again. (And if you click that link, you'll get exactly what you deserve.) (smartofficenews.com.au)

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