One of the very reasons I never read certain girl-centered magazines that feature craft projects is because I know they'll never, ever tell me how to, say, knit my own sensory deprivation hood or full-length mohair body bag. Which, if I were a crafty type of girl, would be exactly the kind of project I'd enjoy in my quiet moments. But then again, it'll be a long time coming until I see any porn chat in Bust, so my quiet moments will be better spent admiring the skill it takes to knit a pair of penis panties, and the itchy, sweaty balls it surely takes to wear them. V. Blue

Mohair Fetishwear (strickolino.com, thanks Amy)

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