Many people are pleasantly refreshed when first encountering the no-nonsense business practices of the adult industry. For example, gonzo company Bad Seed has dispatched with costly marketing consultants for its new line of decidedly un-Nina-Hartley-instructional-video titles, distributed by Adam & Eve, the first of which is Big Gulps.

In its quest to create Mascot Branding for the line, which will release titles dedicated to particular niches, Bad Seed is holding a contest in conjunction with WantedList. The person with the best mascot concept will receive a year's free DVD rentals from WantedList, as well as a free year of Bad Seed rentals.

Since the traditional output rate for gonzo titles is three a month, one can picture a rich day next August as the lucky winner watches 36 pornos in a row with titles like Just Popped In, Black Poles in Dark Holes, and, of course, Jiggly Juggs.

Jason Hoke, Adam & Eve's director of Wholesale and Licensing, tells Fleshbot, "We knew from the beginning that the mascot was going to be a sperm."- G. Ponante

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