Where we clean out our bookmarks so you won't get bored over the weekend:

· Get your bigu-bigu on, y'all: can you match the sex act to its Japanese sound effect? (harmful.org - thanks Big J.)

· Now that there's a print version of the Wicked Weasel catalogue, you won't have to worry about getting your keyboard messy - just about the pages sticking together. (modernjackass.com)

· Of course that's a dildo behind the washing machine - every time we misplace ours, that's the first place we look. ("Max Payne 2" screenshots @ darrenbarefoot.com)

· We always knew the Blue Blood girls were big in America - nice to know they're big in Europe too. (Marquis magazine scans @ blueblood.net)

· This just in: Angelina Jolie swaps spit with Jordanian royalty. (sxxxy.org)

· More breaking news: Hal Sparks dyes his hair and hangs out with porn stars. And Carly has proof! ("Night of the Stars" report and photos @ pornblography.com)

· Further proof that creepy voyeurism can still be sexy: Street Ass photos at phun.org.
 
 

· Male butts needed for reverse gang bang video. Address all inquiries to Chantz Fortune. (AVN)

· Surely all you Dungeons and Dragons porn geeks out there have waiting long enough for your very own niche site? (preview gallery @ girlknights.com - thanks Ricardo)

· Playboy's new editorial director says he has Playboy in his DNA. Instead of, you know, the usual stuff. (Christopher Napolitano interview @ foliomag.com - thanks Hank)

· Remember: before there was Jenny18, there was Amber Forever. (chat transcripts @ shortandhappy.com)

· A Croatian member of parliament was caught watching porn while participating in a debate on road safety - which, as we've long known don't mix. (thanks Rick)

· Meanwhile, if you're in Sacramento and your house is on fire, you may want to think about putting it our yourself instead of calling the fire department - they might be busy too. (sacbee.com)

· It should come as no surprise to learn that "Girlvert" star Ashley Blue is no Barbie girl. Well, maybe sometimes. (AVN Insider)

· Monica Bellucci, nude and pregnant - and various combinations thereof. (bookofjoe.com)
 

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