Our semi-regular feature where our readers stalk porn stars ... so you won't have to. (Those restraining orders can be a bitch.)

· "My friend and I drove by the Sheraton in Studio City over the weekend to check out that "Night of the Stars" thing and saw a ton of porn stars in the cul de sac in front of the hotel having drinks: Mari Possa in a little pink number that displayed her new hooters quite well, Mary Carey in a little black dress, Julia Ann in black slacks and a white ruffled shirt, Flower Tucci with cornrowed hair, Devinn Lane in a purple dress cut down to there, Candida Royalle, Monica Sweetheart ... the list was endless. Maybe we should've actually paid to go in?"

· "You can imagine my surprise when I saw Jesse Jane in the Hamptons this past weekend (I'll respect her privacy and won't say which Hampton or where I saw her exactly). (Ed. note - Where's the fun in that?) She looked as stunning in person as she does in her photos. Chanel sunglasses, hair long and straight, white bikini top. Can't remember what was on the bottom was too busy staring at the bikini top. Didn't notice who she was with was too busy staring at the bikini top."

· "Tina Tyler was at Spago in Beverly Hills Sunday night. She was dining with some other chick and looked smashing, big natural bazooms, pink dress, pink satin jacket, little secretary glasses. Made me want to rip 'em off her face and throw her over the table and ... oh, sorry."

· "Lexington Steele, walking through LAX towards baggage claim motherfucker is tall, tall, tall! He had on a track suit and looked tired. Not in a bad way more like in that 'I've been shooting porn for the past three weeks straight' way. I'd probably look tired too."

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Previously on "In The Flesh": 7/21, 7/1, 6/17, 6/9, 6/1, 5/24, 5/18, 5/11, 5/3, 4/26, 4/16, 4/10, 4/1
 

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