People are still asking us for more information on those alleged Japanese "butter dog" videos mentioned in an article we posted yesterday, but all we've been able to come up with by way of related material is a gallery of two Aibo-like creatures going at it, a single CGI image which is more cutsey-sexy than icky-sexy ... and a Japanese page with ordering information for the apparently-much-sought-after butterdog sex toy (which looks more like a pig to us, but whatever). We really promise to stop looking now, though. So stop asking.

"48 Japanese Sex Lages" (toy dog smut gallery @ shibuya.cool.ne.jp)
"Butterdog" (CGI art [second row, second image] by Heaven4D @ babu.com, via Sensible Erection)
Butterdog Sex Toy (info and photo @ toyjoker.co.jp)

Update This just in from a reader: "You can order the fabled 'Butter Dog Story DX' video here, along with other titles like 'Animal Fuck Revolution' and 'Ultra Madness Mating'. Click that link at your own risk." We heartily concur.

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