We're just now returning from a holiday weekend spent lounging around on the sofa eating Cheetos at a glamorous four-star resort courtesy of our Gawker Media overseers, but our far-flung Fleshbot operatives in L.A., Las Vegas, Chicago, and the new porn hotbed of Baltimore have been busy collecting a slew of star sightings while we were away. (And look - one of them even came up with a new name for these posts, which we should've thought of ourselves a long time ago.)

· "I saw Tera Patrick at the Beverly Center last week. First I saw her in the Steve Madden store buying a pair of un-porny black heels. She was wearing low-slung jeans and a pink t-shirt that did nothing to hide her mammoth chest, her hair was straight and natural-looking (back to brunette!), and she didn't have a stitch of make-up on. Totally gorgeous. Later I saw her walking past the Coach store with her husband, Evan Seinfeld (formerly of Oz and Biohazard, now her co-star.)"

· "While wandering around the Forum shops at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, I walked right past Lizzy Borden and Rob Black of Extreme Associates fame. They were holding hands and looking at the Disney Store as they walked past it. Lizzy's hair was down and kinda curly, she wore jeans with a pink empire-waist top. Rob was in a baby blue sports jersey of some kind. They both looked tired as hell, but then who doesn't in Vegas?"

· "i spotted star/director/legend randy west at the powerhouse gym in chatsworth about to get his workout on. i have to say, he is looking quite good these days, all tan and in good shape. damn, i love those 'up and cummers' dvds."

· "Sunday morning, Grand Lux Café at the Venetian in Las Vegas. Sunrise Adams and some beefy bald guy sitting out on the 'patio'. She was in a black terrycloth track suit zipped down to there, no make-up, and glasses on her pretty little face. She was talking all animatedly and then hopped up to sit on the other side of the table with the muscley dude, presumably because they were meeting someone else there for food. I didn't stick around to see whom, though."

· "Saw Angelica Sin at Pet Mania in Burbank, buying wet cat food. She was wearing a white sun visor, black tank top and white shorts, her hair looked freshly washed, sans make-up. She was there with some guy and they left together, got into a minty blue convertible car and took off."

· "I work as a bouncer at a trendy Baltimore nightclub. Last week, I noticed these two girls that had guys completely surrounding them. Going over to check on who it was, I discovered Alexis Amore and another porny-looking babe who I believe was Samantha Sterlyng. You guessed it - Alexis was so short!"

· "I feel vaguely sorry for the poor Japanese couple with their two small children who tried to check in to my hotel this weekend at IML, pushing their way through the sea of men in harnesses and not much else. I was going to send in porn star sightings, but really, this is like shooting fish in a barrel ... Tag Adams, Sean Storm, Bobby Blake, Damian Ford (who I talked to at a party, and only about 30 minutes later realized who he was) ... the list goes on."

· "At Gay Day at Paramount's Great America last night, I saw Hot House Daddy-from-Hell Jakob Scott. Maybe he loves roller coasters, or maybe he was there to see 'Queer Eye' 'culture guru' Jai Rodriguez lip-syncing songs off his new album?"

Previously on Porn Star Sightings In The Flesh: 5/24, 5/18, 5/11, 5/3, 4/26, 4/16, 4/10, 4/1

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