Writing about the search terms which lured visitors to one's website is a time-honored way for bloggers to fill up space when they can't think of anything else to write about. Here at Fleshbot, however, we can get away with it by calling it a Sexual Zeitgeist Report and asking the question: just what exactly is the world getting off to these days?

Top ten search phrases for fleshbot.com, week ending 5/28/04:

1. Alexandra Kerry
She's America's favorite Democratic presidential candidate's daughter-cum-sex symbol since Amy Carter!

2. Lara Roxx
What was that about compassion and morbid curiosity not being mutually exclusive human qualities?

3. Lindsay Lohan's Nipple
Yes, just the one.

4. Charisma Carpenter in Playboy
Did Charisma wreck her shot at starring in the new "Wonder Woman" movie by doing this photospread? Millions of otherwise satisfied fans probably couldn't care less.

5. Vida Guerra
We're not sure Vida has actually done anything besides pose in skimpy attire for FHM and assorted Brazilian skin magazines. Then again, she really doesn't have to.

6. Carmella De Cesare
We're not the only ones smitten with the 2004 Playmate of the Year.

7. "Nine Songs"
No, we haven't seen it yet either.

8. Wicked Weasel Bikinis
Proving that tits and ass and social consciousness do go together after all.

9. Juliana Paes
We're told she's also a popular television personality in Brazil.

10. Paris Hilton Sex Tape
Still in the top ten after six and a half months. Haven't you people had enough already?

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