· Jessica Simpson does Maxim - is it just us, or do all these photos look exactly alike? (maximonline.com)

· Forget about Jessica - how much would you have to pay to see Britney Spears nude? (Answer: A hell of a lot more than Matthew McConaughey is worth.) (starmagazine.com, via Defamer)

· Phonecam voyeurs beware: "Man Took Pictures Up Woman's Skirt At Mall" (WNBC - thanks David)

· Martian porn is always fun, but we prefer ours with an extra helping of sticky green goo, thank you very much. (TGP/preview gallery @ kinghost.com - thanks Madame X)

· Classic nudes dressed. Quoth Boing Boing: "It's positively Ashcroftian!" (Photoshop creations @ worth1000.com)

· A long, honed body ... firm sensuous curves ... a deep, responsive purr. We don't get enough marketing emails like this one, actually. (Yahoo! News)

· Surely you paid good money to watch the Lingerie Bowl last January, didn't you? Neither did we. (photos @ dumpstersluts.com - thanks Rowan)

· DUI Divas and Crazy Convicts: vote now for your favorite celebirty felon babes! (askmen.com)

· Lex Diamond meets Lex Steele: catch Raekwon tonight on Playboy TV's "Lex In The City". (playboy.com)

· We would so watch the US version of "Big Brother" if it looked anything like this. (gallery @ snikksnakk.com)

· Reader query of the week: "How do I go about having a virtual sex change?" Well, you can start here and try to figure out how to do it yourself. Or just find a pair of scissors and start practicing.

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