A titillating handful of reader-submitted porn star sightings over the weekend, including anal queen gone mall mom, what contract girls wear to the airport, Laura Bush lookalikes, and how porn directors drive on the freeway when they think no one's watching ...

· "I saw Bridgette Kerkove at the Northridge Mall with her kids in the Gymboree play area! She was wearing Capri-cut jeans and a white tank top, and she had no make-up on ... she looked really good. She was also really pregnant. When she first got to the play area she was told she had to be wearing socks to go in with her kids (she was wearing only flip flops), so she went to a store and bought a pair to put on so she could go play with her kids."

· "Wicked director Brad Armstrong was driving a red Dodge Viper with Silver striping on the 118 freeway in Porn Valley. He was wearing a striped polo shirt. He exited on DeSoto, probably because he was going to Wicked or something. He drove like a dick."

· "I was standing outside Trannyshack in SF where anyone who was anyone showed up to see Peaches Christ's 'Passion of the Christ' last Tuesday when I saw Falcon Exclusive, 'The Hole' star, and Laura Bush look-a-like Jason Adonis with a girlfriend. It was kind of strange because he walked right by Michael Cunio, the star of Wash West's other big hit 'The Fluffer'. I was probably the only person there who noticed or cared."

· "Spotted Jesse Jane at LAX over the weekend in arrivals; looked like she was waiting to pick someone up. Her hair was all messy and sexy, and even though she was wearing a pair of hot Chanel sunglasses with rhinestones, I could still see that she wasn't wearing a stitch of make-up and she still looked absolutely stunning. Oh, those Angelina Jolie-esque lips! She was also wearing a white tank top and a pair of black track pants with white sneakers. I think I'm in love."

PS - Digital Playground also released some photos of Jesse Jane in Cannes last week, along with a giddy press release: "Amidst a crowd of press and cameras, Jesse beams, 'This is a dream come true. I'd like to thank Digital Playground for giving me this opportunity and making all my dreams come true.'"

Previous sightings: 5/18, 5/11, 5/3, 4/26, 4/16, 4/10, 4/1

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