· Is this the lower left quadrant of the face of a certain recently dismissed Capitol Hill sex diarist? Only the "real" Washingtonienne knows for sure. (Wonkette/Swamp City)

Update: Washingtonienne Speaks!! (exclusive!! interview!! @!! Wonkette!!)

· "Naked students in rollercoaster world record". Hope they were all strapped in tightly enough. (Ananova - thanks TR)

· A reader asks: "Is Mississippi now officially the stupidest state?" We'd say it's up against some pretty stiff competition from Louisiana. (It's OK for us to say that. We live here.)

· News flash: Ron Jeremy is officially better hung than Bijou Phillips' boyfriend. (wkkj.com)

· It had to happen: Hardcore "Shrek" Porn (ogreporn.com)

· And speaking of scary creatures, remember: Yoda and porn don't mix. (photo @ teencoreclub.com, via Fluffersmut)

· And while we're sexualizing animated characters, don't miss this open directory of creeptacularly hardcore Flintstones porn. Bam Bam's all grown up! (stcomix.free.fr, via T-fight)

· Greek goddess and ET hostess-with-the-mostest Maria Menounos struts her stuff on the cover of ... er, Stuff. (stuffmagazine.com - thanks Sanj)

· Explore the fine art of dildos. (dildoart.com)

· Three cheers for the American Bikini Team - let's hear it for the red, white, and practically nude! (photo gallery @ pbase.com, via Get Swank)

· This sounds like porn, but it isn't: Dick Blood takes Big Red to victory (collegesports.com - thanks Jim)

· Help send Crickett to sex camp with a nifty pornwear purchase - any gal who campaigns for better grammar in adult industry press releases on her website deserves our full support. (crickett.net)

· This just in: Fleshbot posts entire Remaindered Smut entry without a single reference to Lindsay Lohan. Almost. (Defamer)
 

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