Um, no. There's no way. Absolutely not. Uh-uh. Not possible. Just ... no.

Hugekid's Gaydar Profile (gaydar.co.za, via a reader who wishes to remain anonymous. Understandably.)
Update The more explicit photos in the profile have been taken down ... but let's just say that that's either a colostomy bag in his underwear or he's really happy to see us.

See also: "Horse Hung" (vidcap previews @ seancody.com)

Previously: Kev's Cave, Kerry's Schlong

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