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From the same eBay seller who bought you Lindsay Lohan's shawl last week comes this custom made pair of sweatshorts worn by Paris Hilton on "The Simple Life 2": "The butt of the pants look like she may have sat in some newsprint, I'm sure it will wash out. These haven't been washed since they were worn." We're sure there's several hopeful bidders who aren't intending to get them anywhere near a washing machine. People are funny that way. (Other potentially pervy auction items include "Dawson's Creek" star Michelle Williams' flip flops and Sarah Michelle Gellar's headband. Get 'em while they're hot. Or at least still warm.)
"PARIS HILTON SIMPLE LIFE 2 WORN PANTS" (eBay, via f.u.b.a.r.)
See also: "Paris and The Hedgehog" (Gawker)
Previously: Evolution Sakko Jacket, Paris' Pubes @ eBay, Christina Aguilera's Thong @ eBay
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