We think we finally understand why Teresa Heinz Kerry walks around with that dazed look on her face all the time.

"JOHN KERRY IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE" (goodforthejews.com)

Update The above link has gone, er, limp, but fortunately our trouser-snake trailing sibling Wonkette saved us a copy ... which you'll find after the jump.

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