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babes
Kelly Andrews And Madison Welch Do Wimbeldon
We've been trying to pay attention to the action over at Wimbledon, we swear...but somehow, we just keep finding ourselves distracted by the ball girls. There's just something about them that's got our attention... More » -
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By Lux AlptraumComment by RidleyDamrit: Ahhh...they are playing croquet, not cricket. But I see how one could have been distracted when writing that header. 2 Responses | Other threads
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sports
Live From Lingerie Football Training Camp!
The Lingerie Bowl may have been cancelled due to some unrepentant nudists—but fear not, the Lingerie Football League is alive and well, and gunning up for the start of their season this September. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by bidonnamarie: I have home at this nudist resort - unrepentant nudists is not fair. I for one wanted it to happen.... 1 Responses | Other threads
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public nudity
Topless Girl Makes Cricket Game Vastly More Interesting
If we were to rank all the sports in the world in order of sexiness, we'd probably place cricket way, way down at the bottom (Ultimate Surrender-style wrestling would be at the top). More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by artusamak: Repeated flashings could result in a sticky wicket. more » | Other threads
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sports
BracketologyXD: When Your Bracketology Needs A Little Something "X"tra
If, like us, you're a fan of Penthouse Pets, and—unlike us—also a fan of sports (and this "March Madness" thing), then check out BracketologyXD, which combines sports voodoo with boobs. Win! (bracketologyxd.com, thumbnail) -
wardrobe malfunction
This Week In Failed Upskirts: The (Fake) Ballroom Dancing Pussy Exposure
We regret to inform you that the rest of the world still doesn't know what a vagina looks like. First there was Juliana Margulies's "vagina", and now we have this ballroom dancing "crotch slip." More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by BeautifulAgony: Wow, Lux... it's pretty sad when people freak out over something like this. I'm seriously thinking of making panties with... 2 Responses | Other threads
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events
Hockey And Sex: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together
You don't have to tell us twice that hockey is sexy: even if we don't know know the precise location of that "five hole" thing, we know exactly what we'd like to use it for. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I'd face-off at centre ice with her. more » | Other threads
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mainstream crossover watch
Porn Invades The Super Bowl
We spent most of the Super Bowl crossing our fingers that we'd get to see some sexy ads (we didn't). If only we'd been in Tucson—we could have seen some honest-to-goodness porn! More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by QamarDawkins: Yeah you think this is funny until your 12 year old daughter see's it! 2 Responses | Other threads
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wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Erectile Wardrobe Malfunction Edition
In this weekend's glut of conspicuously consumptive footballery, remember the simple furtive pleasures of grabbing glimpses of panties beneath those Cardinals snowbird muumuus or Steelers blast furnace aprons. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Prof_Derzshowitz: Tha Scenario: Pantie-less personage at Pigskin Party Step 1: Make sure you get a good I.D. of the person.... 2 Responses | Other threads
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video
Girls, Scantily Clad, Exercising. Nuff Said.
Consider this your moment of zen: four fantastic videos of scantily clad girls exercising. Like you had something better to watch this evening? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by BeautifulAgony: Time to do a little exercise of my own... labial stretches, and finger thrusts. more » | Other threads
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sports
Lingerie Bowl VI... Cancelled?
It can't be! The most hotly anticipated lingerie sports event of the year—the Lingerie Bowl, of course—has been cancelled. Pay no attention to the website's countdown: there will be no lingerie football extravaganza this year. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by piggythewonderdog: This goes down as a serious WTF - Lingerie Bowl killed by nudists? BUT, I gotta say the Puppy Bowl is... 2 Responses | Other threads
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athletes
Sexy Athlete Survives Erotic Wardrobe Malfunction
Sure, ice dancing seems like it's all just glitter and glitz and sailing around on the ice, but it's actually a dangerous sport filled with many hidden perils: broken blades, spilled sequins, wardrobe malfunctions... More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MalzyWheels: I think wardrobe malfunctions such as this should be Compulsory. more » | Other threads
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lingerie
Fantasy Football Becomes A Reality
Back in the early days of the Lingerie Football League, we daydreamed that the once-a-year halftime extravaganza might one day become a full-fledged sport, with a real season and everything. Well, it seems that someone was listening to our prayers: come September 4, 2009, the LFL will kick off its first full season, with 10 teams across the nation fighting for the chance to play in the Lingerie Bowl. Can't wait until next September? Don't worry—there's always the Lingerie Bowl VI this February. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by bdve: So their first championship game will be their seventh bowl game? Awesome. more » | Other threads
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sports
You know what the best part of sportsmania is? Female fans showing their team pride with painted-on jerseys (we knew those Europeans were on to something!). Any Rays fans out there who'd like to take this lady on? (homerderby.com, via Deadspin)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: With much appreciation to Fleshbot alumnus Dashiell for heterosexually sexing the place up a bit, at Deadspin. Gets a little... more » | Other threads
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calendars
Canadians Promote Obscure Sport Through Strategic Use Of Nudity
The parade of nude fundraiser calendars continues, with the Canadian biathletes doffing their lycra to raise money for (and awareness of) their sport. They've certainly gained some new fans here at Fleshbot. We're totally tuning in to the next biathatron... biathalion... whatever. (boldbeautifulbiathlon.com) -
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Topless Go-Karting: Like Regular Go-Karting, But Way Better
Proving once again that the "Just add boobs!" formula can improve (almost) anything out there, ZOO Today brings us topless go-karting. Unlike regular go-karting, a boring sport that involves watching two competitors go round and round a track in tiny toy cars, topless go-karting is an exciting sport that involves watching two competitors go round and round a track in tiny toy cars... while topless. It's the little things that make all the difference. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MalzyWheels: I know what things make the difference for me, but I wouldn't describe them as little. Maybe that topless wheelchair racing... more » | Other threads
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events
The Sex Games Are Coming (And So Are You)
The Olympics may be over and done, but training for the Sex Olympia is just getting started. With the inaugural games scheduled to take place in Queensland, Australia, next August, the organizing committee is currently scanning the globe for international athletes to strut their stuff in such diverse categories as the Sex Pentathlon (successfully execute ten different positions in ten minutes!), Marathon Shag, Sex Aquatics, and the Triple Hump. The event is open to athletes of all persuasions: straights, gays, monogamists, polygamists, MTFs, FTMs, and anyone in between. But don't worry too much if you can't make it out to Australia: we suspect that half the fun is in the training, anyway. More » -
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Eva Roob: From Soccer To Sex Industry
It's the oldest story in the book: a beautiful young woman, hard up and in need of money, decides to cash in on her youth and beauty and go into the skin trade. Except in this case, the young woman in question isn't a broke college student or a single mom, but Eva Roob, a (now former) professional soccer player. Apparently, the German jizz biz pays better than the German soccer biz—well, at least if you're as hot as Eva Roob (also known as Samira Summer). After the jump, get acquainted with some of Eva's finest work. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MalzyWheels: I heard that, by all accounts, she is a superb ball handler. She's also way hotter than Mia Hamm. (hmmm, Eva...Mia...go... 1 Responses | Other threads
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cheerleaders
But What About The Ice Cheerleaders?
The NHL is trying to win back hockey fans and we can't think of a better way to do that than with Ice Girls—sexy babes on skates who clean up the ice during timeouts. There's no way this can't work. (yesbutnobutyes.com)
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Comment by Migrant Blogger: I love hockey, but is there really a way to save it? 1 Responses | Other threads
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bikini
Forget table tennis. We've found a new sexy sport to obsess over: bikini snowboarding! The temperature might have to drop somewhat before the fun begins, but these girls are somehow managing to keep us warm already. (stuff.co.nz)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by dirtybacon: erm, that girl is clearly skiing. Though it took me 15 minutes of looking at the photo to notice. 1 Responses | Other threads
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sports
Here's something to get you through those long winter months—the naked women of curling, 2009 edition. If you'll excuse us, we have to go sweep something now. (canada.com + micalendardemo.com)
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Are the curlers as shaved as the ice? more » | Other threads
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college
College Rivals Do Battle In Playboy Magazine
We've spent most of this week trying to hunt down an online version of the newest issue of Playboy, but so far so not-so-good: the powers have perfected the art of taking down anyone trying to post scans online and have managed to keep a pretty good lockdown on the whole thing. (Though the industrious should be able to find a way. We're just saying!) But why would we take such a keen interest in this particular volume of airbrushed voluptuosity? Because October is the traditional "Girls Of The (Insert College Athletic Conference Here)" issue, and this year the conference of choice is none other than the old stomping ground of some of your favorite Fleshbot editors, the Big Ten! More »
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Comment by hoffmanbike: i didn't tell you this but..... [www.sztar.com] you're source for international, illegal, and copyrighted playboy stuff 2 Responses | Other threads
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hardcore
Nippon Vagina Grappling: Getting Physical With "Hardcore Workout"
If Murray Head said that Siam was gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness, where does that leave Japan? Well, you might say that the Chocoball is in Japan's court: wrestler Chocoball Mukai, that is! If Richard Chamberlain was "Shogun"'s anjin-san, then the comely Japanese gym rats Mukai pillows can only be Olivia Newton John-jin-san. More sake, please. More » -
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1st And Ten, Do It Again
Taking your girlfriend up to the rocks overlooking the football stadium is an excellentcheapdate, but just remember that if you can see into the stadium, everyone in the stadium can see you too. (YouTube, via Deadspin) More »
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Comment by PCBHo: I can't believe they showed that on TV. Don't they know they can be arrested for that? People are all... more » | Other threads
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pregnant
Just days after being introduced to an adoring nation and being thrust head first into the bright glare of the media spotlight, a young woman is being forced to step down due to an untimely pregnancy. Of course, we're speaking of recent Playboy model and tennis star Ashley Harkleroad, who had to drop out of the U.S. Open because of her bun-filled oven. Maybe Playboy needs to do a better job of vetting its cover models? (nypost.com)
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Comment by CloudCarrier: It's nice to know, even in this tumultuous climate we find ourselves in these days, that both a pro tennis... 1 Responses | Other threads
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flesh flicks
The 19th Hole
As the summer draws to a close this weekend, we really only have one regret—we didn't play enough golf this year. Taking a nice stroll on beautiful grass fields and then whacking the shit out of them with a four iron is easily the best way to spend a Sunday afternoon, but what makes it even better is when you have great playing partners to putt around with. Obviously, we're no Tiger Woods or anything, but as long as he's on the sidelines with a bum knee, there's really no limit to how low we can score. We just know we'll get that hole-in-one someday! More » -
olympics
The Olympics might (finally) be over... but the memory of thousands of hot athletes fucking like bunnies in the Olympic Village lingers on. You'd think that with all that television coverage NBC would have at least recorded some of the action for the rest of us; in the meantime we'll be keeping our fingers crossed for a bootleg "Synchronized Swimmers Gone Wild!" video to turn up before 2012 rolls around. (timesonline.co.uk - thanks VH) -
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We think the Olympics would be a lot more interesting if we saw more female sports fans showing their support like the ones in this gallery. That way, we'd be able to spend less time waiting for the (very) occasional nip slip on the playing field and more time ... er, watching the fans we guess. Still, it's all about the glory of international competition, right? (alrincon.com - thanks José) -
sports
To tell you the truth, we've never been all that into table tennis. (What can we say? We like bigger balls.) But if the International Table Tennis Foundation makes good on their promise to sexy up the uniforms, we might be able to bring ourselves to watch. Think this means there'll be some in-game nip slips too? It's all for the good of the sport, right? (sports.yahoo.com - thanks AJ; thumbnail via 1pantyhose.com via Ask Jolene) -
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Funny, but we don't seem to remember this all-naked Japanese girl swimming competition during the Olympics this week; maybe it was one of those things that NBC decided to broadcast in the wee hours after we'd gone to bed, along with stuff like trampoline and women's crossbow. We are totally going to have to remember to set our TiVos more carefully when 2012 rolls around. (video @ pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind) -
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Slate addresses the curious question of why beach volleyball players are always slapping each other on the ass and concludes that it has something to do with every sport having "its own superstitious tics, preening behavior, and weird bits of incidental ceremony". And here we were thinking that it was simply because a lot of beach volleyball players have really nice asses, which just goes to show how little we really know about beach volleyball. (But not nice asses. We do know our nice asses.) (slate.com)
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By JonnobotComment by FalconryoftheEroticVariety: Uh...cause its sports? Did they really need an article for that? more » | Other threads
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2008 olympics
The New York Times finally picks up what we're putting down and wonders why people are so impressed with the bodies of Olympic athletes—and naturally includes a slide show of the bodies of Olympic athletes. Did they really think people tune in for the glory of amateur competition or something? (nytimes.com) -
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German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes
Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four female athletes currently competing at the Olympics. They are sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, judoka Romy Tarangul, and Katharina Scholz, a field hockey star (pictured above) who worries that her fortuitously-timed cover might distract people from all the field hockey, which doesn't really seem possible. Check out her fellow countrywomen below and keep dreaming about all that gold jewelry. More »
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @Dashiell Bennett: I prefer the term of art human snowflakes. No two are equal. more » | Other threads
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jenn sterger
The New York Jets will have none of the halftime boobie flashing shenanigans that plagued their stadium last year. That's why they hired Jenn Sterger—a girl whose only claim to fame is shaking her own stuff at Florida State football games—to be their new "gameday host". Yes, from now on, all leering must be done through proper team channels, thank you very much. (nj.com + newyorkjets.com + Deadspin; Jenn's Playboy pics are @ 121s.com.)
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Comment by genldoz: Saw some of her ramblings on YouTube. Easy on the eyes, but tough to listen to. As a Hurricane fan,... more » | Other threads
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hardcore
Put Me In, Coach: "Bad News Bitches 3"
What better time to celebrate America's pastime than with American pornography, especially with this summer's Olympic games probably being the last for baseball? "Bad News Bitches 3" hearkens back to rambling, Cormanesque T&A movies like the original "Debbie Does Dallas" in its misguided attention to a plot when people like Penny Flame, Amber Rayne, and Rachel Roxxx running around in baseball jerseys and short shorts will do. More » -
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Then again, no matter how bad the economy gets ... we'll always have water polo. Isn't it nice to know that there are some things you can count on even in these uncertain times? (Click thumbnail for photo, via nsfwpoa.com)
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By JonnobotComment by VivThomas.com Team: Hahah, was that in the Olympics? Can you imagine how many of those stunningly built swimmers have lost their kit?... more » | Other threads
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fleshbot requests
Let The Games Go On Forever: More Sporty Sexy Girls
With the Olympics in full gear, our thoughts are (still) on the sexiness of all things sports-related this week. And after our various salutes to sexy Olympians, it's time to turn our attention to some sexy athletes who won't be competing in Beijing ... or anywhere else for that matter, except for maybe the AVN Awards. We're sure that FalconryOfTheEroticVariety isn't the only one with a thing for sporty gals and female jocks—but make sure you thank him since it was his request that made this roundup happen. Whether or not it will also lead to things like topless soccer, naked golfing, and hot girl-on-girl bowling action being officially sanctioned events in London 2012 remains to be seen. -
2008 olympics
Leryn Franco Shows Why Hot Olympians Make Us Sweat
We've obviously got a serious case of Olympic fever around here, which is why we regret not being able to fit every single Olympic hottie into the athletic supporting galleries we've been featuring lately: we simply wouldn't have time to post about anything else. Good thing the games will still be going on for a few more weeks, so we'll keep doing our best to introduce you to even more gold medal babes as we find them. Today, for example, we'd like you to meet Leryn Franco, a javelin hurler from Paraguay who pays for her training with a second career as a bikini model. Which isn't as crazy as it sounds: after all, flexible hours and good pay—plus a strong incentive to stay in shape—make modeling the perfect day job to help pay for all that training. And while you're waiting for your next track and field meet, you might as well make your incredibly hot body useful in the meantime. More »
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I'd like to be land-locked with her. /don't even know what that could mean more » | Other threads
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george w. bush
What An Ass
Our Commander-in-Chief and President of the United States of America George W. Bush really seems to be enjoying the Olympics. Who knew that we would have so much in common? (thestar.com; more photos @ yahoo.com)
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @wiseblood: Bush becomes Bundtcake. /cake-farted//memed more » | Other threads
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sex blogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Olympic Sized Sex
Like the Olympics, sex can have a lot of exciting twists. And like sex, the Olympics reward physical endurance—only the Olympics does it with medals, not cumshots. With the games starting tonight, it’s hard not to make wink-wink jokes about beach volleyball players’ ass-pats, Michael Phelps’ um, muscles, and how it must feel to be a balance beam when one of those gymnasts straddles you. And while we think it would also be nice if medals existed for cunnilingus and footjobs, we’re content with ogling the pure specimens of athleticism on our plasma screens while performing the above mentioned acts in the comfort of our own bedroom stadiums ... and while reading about them in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene.
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